Monday, March 10, 2008

Take that New York City

The Absurd



According to our friends at Fox Sports the NHL is coming to Yankee Stadium http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7896146/Report:-NHL-may-play-Yankee-Stadium-finale



In a bid to recreate this year's popular NHL Winter Classic (played in Buffalo in very cold temperatures) the New York Rangers have been vying to play their last season game at Yankee Stadium in April. Without consulting sources to learn the specific plans I have to question the potential for catastrophe in playing hockey on a man-made (sic) rink in the middle of April.


Fans are being asked to lower their body temperature and to pack ice packs in their arm pits and genital area prior to the puck drop.

DB

2 comments:

Shannon said...

It might help if they give out free slurpees at the door too.

David Byrne said...

I prefer the term squishies.