Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Tickets to a Giants game: $40
A personalized Barry Bond's autograph: $100
Realizing that a phantom report naming numerous players allegedly linked to the BALCO steroid scandal is about to emerge as Mr. Bonds waltzes over to the American League to take a cushy DH role, thus avoiding the wrath of MLB's steroid fury: Priceless

1 comment:

David Byrne said...

Boy was I wrong about that.